Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 29, 2021

Sure.

“don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp does not mind going to the spotted Duck pub as long as it it is to make sure that Perry Perkins leaves :o) my avatar is a picture of a pilot and co-pilot too busy ogling the female cabin crew to notice a small plane in their view :o) how was your day? our day should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope , we are both in a good mood ,no shopping or errands to run just stay in the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

When he sees Andy that will be incentive enough for him to leave.

The farewell party also has free booze, the real reason why Andy is going!

Maybe it’s just DUCK!

And Andy will be the life of the party.

And as a final gesture, Perry will throw Capp out of the pub!!

Better safe than sorry; A sees to it that PP leaves❗️

And the celebratory ales!

♫ How can I miss you if you won’t go away? ♪

An old horrible boss died a few years ago. A former co-worker asked if I was going to the funeral. I said only if I could bring stakes and a mallet. One has to be sure. Cue: awkward silence.

Thats the reason people go to funerals

and get some free beers!

Good idea!

If Perry doesn’t leave, it will be Andy’s turn to do the booting.

How about the “Duck and Cover?”

Andy wants to say good riddance to Perry.

To be honest, that’s the kind of thing I would do. Haha.

Nah, not really. If I didn’t like someone then I would try not to breathe the same air as them.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I went to the shop for some things today and then I went for my KFC which is right next door. If you remember last week my Pepsi fell off my tray and went all over the floor. Thankfully that didn’t happen today. It costs me £4.87 for a Boneless Banquet because I get discount and that was with a large Pepsi Max too.

I also discovered the library was closed. I have a feeling it won’t be open until the New Year now. I will have to check Facebook to see if there is a post about it.

It’s been a windy day today but not freezing cold.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

To show there were no hard feelings, Perry & Andy shook hands. After doing so, each man made a big display of counting his fingers!

Open bar?