F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 12, 2022

Finally a poll I can stand behind 110%.

LOL Who’d they ask? I’d have helped them out. 3 slices for breakfast this morning.

You wish….

The same poll tells us exercise is bad for us.

A new poll by the National Bacon Institute says…

QAnom, nom, nom, nom, nom…..

Doesn’t matter. I’m eating it regardless. It’s bacon.

Consensus science at its ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ best…

This comic is totally fishing for likes, and I admit I took the bait myself.

MMM… BACON

I expect hot dogs and other sausages to be declared healthy soon. We need organ meat and connective tissue in our diet. Lean muscle meat is not sufficient.

I can’t help feeling that something isn’t quite kosher with their polling.

My favorite food is dark chocolate, best news is that it’s a health food! The bad part is that it mentioned some tiny amount daily. Ridiculous!

And fries cooked in lard are DELICIOUS! Just don’t tell my arteries.

Sponsored by the Pork News Network

Great example of Poll vs Fact!!

The thick bacon strip appetizer at Peter Luger Steakhouse in Brooklyn is to kill for!

Brought to you by the Swine Producers of America…

They asked the Poles…

A small bit from “Sleepers” (1973 Woody Allen movie)

Dr. Melik: This morning for breakfast he requested something called “wheat germ, organic honey and tiger’s milk.”

Dr. Aragon: [chuckling] Oh, yes. Those are the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties.

Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?

Dr. Aragon: Those were thought to be unhealthy… precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true.

Dr. Melik: Incredible.

Who can even afford to eat much bacon at $8 a package?

Is it safe to confess that I actually prefer turkey bacon? The grease in regular bacon turns my stomach.

Avoid unhealthy foods, you will have a long but terrible life.

doctors agree that bacon’s health-enhancing effects are further enhanced if you smoke heavily…

Makes sense, since creative polling was how bacon made it’s previous comeback. And behind the poll was none other than the king of PR himself, Edward Bernays. He even told the story himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLudEZpMjKU