I was at a date at a fancy restaurant and the waiter brought a live lobster to the table next to us for the diner’s approval. The waiter then took the lobster back to the kitchen. My date looked sad when she realized they were about to throw the lobster into boiling water.
So I said, “Lobsters are horrible racist. Every one of them thinks Hitler was a pretty OK guy.“ It got a smile out of her.
Ida No almost 3 years ago
“Anything not involving science?”
“Mom’s racist grandpa in a costume.”
rmercer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“If it ain’t white, or if it actually exists, it ain’t a unicorn!” “EXISTIST!”
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I was at a date at a fancy restaurant and the waiter brought a live lobster to the table next to us for the diner’s approval. The waiter then took the lobster back to the kitchen. My date looked sad when she realized they were about to throw the lobster into boiling water.
So I said, “Lobsters are horrible racist. Every one of them thinks Hitler was a pretty OK guy.“ It got a smile out of her.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Unicorn slang.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Unicorn
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
Well, the ones in “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” certainly think themselves above all other races.