WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 27, 2022

It’s just the animal in her. She’ll grow out of it. You hope.

That’s SCARy, li’l SCARlett…

That kid would be 30 years old now.

Good morning everyone. Have a blessed day.

Early one morning, I heard a bloodcurdling scream from the bathroom: “there’s a huge spider in here”.

I stumbled out of bed and killed the thing with a toilet brush. It wasn’t a spider, but a big black cricket.

Turns out, it was Jiminy Cricket.

Now I can’t watch Disney movies, take Disney cruises, or go to Disneyworld any more.

She’ll get over it once we give her the Little Mermaid remastered Blu-Ray DVD for her birthday. Soon she’ll be putting up posters of Ursula

Keep her away from your nephew.

Someone’s got to like him.

10 Years later: "Thank goodness she grew out of that phase. Now she says her favorite character is some guy named Claudius.”

Really adds to the creepy that she’s reenacting the scene where Scar kills Mufasa.

My favorite Disney character is Walt Disney

You ain’t lion.