WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 10, 2022

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    rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Okay, since you were the cook, you start eating first.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    The Wall Street Journal is guaranteed to be juicier than his turkey.

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s what you get when you criticize the one preparing your meal. Get off your fantail and do your fair share.

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    ChrisRiesbeck Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It’s dry because there’s no comics section.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ketchup.. the answer to dry food is Ketchup.. lots of Ketchup

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I wish all newspaper and newscasts were “dry” and stuck with reporting the news, no matter whose ox is gored.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Put him back in, he’s half-baked…

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    To prevent a dry turkey I use cheesecloth draped over the top of the bird and baste it every 10 – 15 minutes while it is cooking in the oven. Stuffing will draw away the liquid and make it dry out quicker. Stuffing or dressing is your choice. Several years ago we started using an oyster stuffing for the neck cavity. MMMMM. YMMV.

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    anomaly  almost 3 years ago

    Nope. The turkey still wins.

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    Big reason I stopped getting the paper delivered, it seemed to always be in a puddle or snow bank, and I’d have to dry it.

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    RWill  almost 3 years ago

    Next up: The New Yorker.

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    InquireWithin  almost 3 years ago

    Dry humor. Dry.

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