The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for January 31, 2022

She pays him $5 an hour to attract potential dates.

We’re undercover because someone has been stealing candy from babies

Reach in here and lose a hand, problem solved

“This is her majesty’s afternoon zoomie…”

“He said he was domestic, but of course he was feral and didn’t stick around.”

She looks just like her father.

I’m just looking out for Ginger while Lennie autographs the thousands of calendars his fans have requested…

Fur babies are GREAT, until it’s time to change their diapers.

So, after looking for thirty minutes I said to myself, “I can find my glasses when I get back from the taking the baby for his walk.”

“Please direct any and all questions, greetings, groveling, or banalities to His Majesty.”

She’s smarter than my baby boy.

I’m helping Ginger escape from Comic Boy who doesn’t give her the respect she deserves and taking her to be adopted by Georgia Dunn where she’ll be treated like the princess she is and will become top cat!

She’s cheaper than having kids.

“A vast improvement over the usual contents”

Ginger: “This is the only way to travel.”

“I’m looking for a funny caption. Whattaya got?”

Its the only way I could get her out of the house.

“Check out the sweet trade I got for my brat!”

“I was going by Lennie’s, and she had her thumb out. Who knew cats had thumbs?”

“I’m undecided about having kids. If they’re all this finicky, I’m out!”

Whatever my furry overlord wants