JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 16, 2022

Eating the crumbs off the kitchen floor.

My dog goes into Hoover-Matic mode no matter WHERE food falls, including bare dirt ground. He’s not picky.

The five-second rule doesn’t apply when you have a two-second dog.

And that’s why you don’t need a Roomba, Joe!

You shouldn’t let your dog eat off the floor.

Did anyone ever tried to stop a dog from eating off the floor?

My dog eats out the the . . . we have cats . . . you don’t want to know.

It’s true, nature abhors a vacuum…

I am a CareTaker for my wife. I deal with used adult diapers, bags of pee/poop, pee pads, etc. I have to keep the dog out of all that or he will pick the wettest/smelliest thing to shred and spread over the living room

Is Mortimer going to Switzerland?

Police dogs always stay with their handlers, not with another family.

I don’t quite get the first two panels. Is Joe trying to vacuum the snow ?

Why is the vacuum outside? Don’t get it.