The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2022

Makes you stiff?

Scott Hilburn, thanks for the chuckle.

My Bones Gonna Rise Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYZJMAax6FU&ab_channel=CaroilnaStill

His scythe is a visual clue!!

It raises your… spirit!

For those looking to put the lead back in the pencil, here’s your boner.

That one reaper is really up on things!

You’re all bones anyway!

Rigour mortis….

♪ get up, stand up…

Bones gets a boner.

So does one have 4 hours in which to resurrect before the condition becomes irreversible?

A Grateful Dead…..

Kill-denafil.

That’s grim, reaper.

Considering how many medications have “death” as a posible side effect, I wonder which one this one is.

Cures sickle scythe anemia.

Why does a skeleton need another bone?

If rigor mortis lasts more than 24 hours consult your mortician.

Kills the mood.

Yes, Grim Reaper, it works, just look at the difference between your two scythes, one is happy and pointing up, the other is sad and pointing down.

“Raising the dead” sparks a new imagery for me.

“Best med to raise the dead!”

An old man tried to take advantage of a young women but failed to perform. He was arrested and charged with assault with a dead weapon.

Don’t think you need special pills for that effect…

Comics Censor: Well, I’m back from lunch…what’d I miss?

Makes the stiffs stiffer.

The penile insertable balloons with the scrotum pump works way better in a pinch.

Not what I meant by “a little stiff”…

Original Boner pills. Especially for Valentines Day. Way to Kill the Mood, Scott.

If the scythe lasts for more than four hours, call your doctor.

Why do you need if you have a boner all the time?

If it causes you to return to life for more than hours, consult your doctor or care physician Immediately..

I’ll beg forgiveness for this, later…. is this comic an indication of why dead people are called “stiffs?”

Call your doctor if you experience a eulogy lasting longer than four hours.