Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 10, 2022

As opposed to those who end up with blind dates through dating apps?

So sue.

Don’t worry; you’ll be snatched up by a grizzly bear before you even begin your date!!

Maybe it’ll be Clive.

Consider that no matter whether you get there or how the date goes, you’ll soon be dead.

Just close your eyes and hope you don’t land on her nose with the wart….

Spawning instead of spooning?

How do you feel about skillets?

And your reward after that struggle is that you die.

Be kind to everyone. Love the Lord and your will.

Agreed! Blind dates can be deadly! (Sadly, I know this all too well….)