Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 30, 2022

The GUILT is easily handed out to all the patients who don’t take care of their teeth.

Hurry up and clear the loading dock. We have another shipment of cavities coming in this afternoon!

Wonder who filled that order?

Must have already taken in the hundreds saying “Anxiety”

Lidocaine is what dentists use. I worked for a pharmacy in high school doing deliveries. I delivered the stuff to dentist’s offices back in the 70’s. Novocaine had already fallen out of favor.

That might be enough to get my dentist to her lunch break. Definitely need an afternoon load. Nothing quite like fresh Guilt.

Apparently, one of those boxes is for me. They keep texting me that I’m overdue for a checkup.

Looks like there were problems in the supply chain that delayed the ever popular root canal.

I started flossing regularly when my dentist told me that if I were going to choose between flossing and brushing, that I should choose flossing. He, of course, wanted me to do both and had a sign on his ceiling that said, “Just floss the teeth you want to keep!”

Guilt @ the price they charge….they’re really raking it in at our expense.

Gotta get "em to floss somehow! Dr.B

Where are all the questions they’re going to ask while you have your mouth open!?

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Never mind. You go out with your friends and have a good time. I’ll sit here alone in the dark.

When Orin Scrivello said he loved causing pain, I didn’t realize 90% of it was emotional!

Not at all up to his usual stuff…not funny and certainly not obvious what he was going for.