Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 20, 2022

Move along little doggie’s, move along.

That’s what ya get for Carping about the service.

It’s all about the bass.

Not really that much seafood on the range, normally.

Lil probably doesn’t do Buffets all you can eat…I know I don’t! It’s a wonder they didn’t cut him off for the Hal-i-but!

Some friends and I went to an all you can eat seafood place. Not a buffet. They tried to fill us up with hush puppies. The fish wasn’t even that good.

Did they trout you out the door?

Sounds fishy to me.

you should thank cod

All your bass are belong to us

And after the bass incident, there was a lot of sax and violins…

(¬_¬)

COD, You are such a piker!

Pity you didn’t make it to the bbq-ed salmon section, I hear it had a nice “char”…

HOWARD! … but the day-old fish sticks were to DIE for …!

I think he’s just catfishing Lil.

Cut them off at the bass? I hate that cliche!!

the manager was stunned at the amount he could put away for such a shrimp…