Garfield by Jim Davis for May 28, 2022

FACEPALM Why didn’t I think of that?!

I keep on misreading “Munch” as “Munich”

Soild 7/10 today, pretty good

sure, Garfield

That ham is as big as Garfield’s head

relatable, pretty true

Wow! You really are a ham Hahaha

That will be my new mantra.

I wish!!

If only that were true, Garfield … But, calories still count, even if you see it, or not.

I wish it were true.

I have heard a lot of stupid rules about dieting.

Any relation to the seafood diet: Then I see food I eat it?

I like that

If you don’t keep your eye on that food, Odie will take it.

I mean, that seems sound logic to me

That is a great idea by Garfield. Eat and don’t look unless it is some kind of suspicious food.

Nice try, Garfield…now try convincing your belly about that!

I know some blind people that would argue that point, Garfield.

I tried this. I took a break from counting my calories for month and destroyed 4 months of weight loss progress. Garfield really does promote self sabotage and that is why I read it.

Hence the reason for “Dark Dining” but that could be just that there are too many gullible people with too much money.

It doesn’t work like that.

If you stand on one foot on the scale, you don’t weigh as much.

Since cocoa and sugar both come from plants, a Hershey Bar is technically a salad.

So just wear a blindfold whenever you eat.

Garfield’s love is blind.

I don’t think Jon would agree with your assessment, Garfield.

If you break it in half, all the calories fall out…

I’d let my tastebuds do the work on that

I assume CATS can ALSO have heart attacks from being too heavy…..Good thing he’s only a comic strip cat….if he had a heart attack the strip would become rather boring.

Found out my scale reads 20 pounds less than actual, so that works…

Has anyone collected all these fake diet truths?

Life Hack #91

Nice try Garfield.