Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 14, 2022

Nancy Ritz. Mother of Innovation.

I don’t think that’s going to work. Points for creativity, though.

I admire her ability to palm full mixing bowls. The Powerful Katinka may have an heir

I think Nancy’s tendency to overeat could be related to some deep-rooted psychological issues. At first, one would think that she’s just a kid who wants to eat stuff that’s bad for her because kids generally have less self-control for such things. However, think about the effort she went to to make super cupcakes. Then remember how lazy she normally is. This isn’t her opening a package of cookies and scarfing it all down; that’s easy. She’s working hard to pig out here. I’d want her to get help… but then we might not get strips like this, so eat up, buttercup!

Can’t do them in batches, eh Nancy?

Nancy must be a fan of large cupcakes that are completely uncooked in the middle. :) I admire the ingenuity, though.

Can’t wait to see what she uses as a toothpick to test doneness.

I hope she’s adjusted the baking time, or those cupcakes will be awfully runny on the inside.

Somebody needs to check if this is legit.

Pint cakes.