Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 10, 2022

If he turns out to be innocent, Rip will sure be red-faced.

I bet if he doesn’t exfoliate he’ll look wrinklier than a shar pei?

Keep taunting him, Rip. At his rate of fire, he’s bound to run out of ammo pretty soon.

Firing an automatic weapon at an officer of the peace is Ka-Illegal.

Hmm, any one else think Rip is looking a bit different this week?

“Forensics tells me that the perp’s noxious lid had your unique olfactory signature.”

KA-EXFOLIATE!

Even if he didn’t kill Mack and Mabel, the Highwayman is far from innocent.

At least he was man enough to admit that he’s a violent maniac with a noxious lid. That says something.