Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 14, 2022

See what happens when you shoot your mouth off Broomie.

Should of hired Perry Mason.

Unless the Judge is Judge Judy.

No worries, she can Zap her way out of jail

I OBJECT!!

OBJECTION OVERRULED!!

Sometimes it is best to keep your mouth shut.

Nows the time to use some magic, Broomy….

see what you get by being demanding, Broomie?

Your Honour, i must protest this punishment. Look at me. Don’t you think my appearance is punishment enough for any crime i could ever commit?

“Sentence first, verdict afterwards.” Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.

Too bad that does nor happen in reality!

You’d think a witch would have learned that basic lesson of fables and fairy tales: be careful what you ask for!

If she’d thought it through, she might at least have asked for a speedy and fair trial.

Of course, we don’t know what she’s on trial for or whether she actually did it…

Judge Roy Bean ?

Of course she’s guilty! She’s Broom-Hilda the Witch! Lock her away!