The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 12, 2022

i wonder what answer would appeal to him?

At least it’s more humane than being cut in half lengthwise and then getting the ice cream.

If the banana knew that, it would definitely split.

I see him all sliced up. In a bowl filled with Nilla Wafers and Vanilla pudding. Topped with whipped cream.

Wait until she tells him about all the nuts he’ll be with.

I see him ripped right open and laying on the sidewalk, then killing Auntie Nell when she goes for a walk. He’s a monster.

It’s the curse of the Chiquitas.

Chopped up on my cereal!

Is becoming food less traumatic if accompanied by ice cream? Or was the aspiration to be banana nut? Thoughts worth pondering.

Slathered in mayonnaise and peanut butter…….

Awwww he’s smashed to hear he’ll be in bread….

He could be a lush in Bananas Foster.

Just don’t get overripe – It’ll cut your B-bread chances down significantly.

Sorry Kid, you’re not the topped banana. (Cue: Minions Singing Camila Cabello’s Banana)

He’s not in the bread, he is the bread.

For those who want to edit their comment, here’s a slightly different method. Select the entire comment and drag it to an empty comment box. Then delete the original and modify the new one. You don’t need to cut and paste.

Let me try to Smoothy this over and look again.

You’ll be hanging around with a bunch of nuts…

Your future looks somewhat black. :)

It’ll be loafing around.

She gave her last client the same reading. A zucchini.

Maybe banana cream coffee cake.

I see you in the dough. You’ll be making a lot of bread.

Telling Redditors how big something is.

An unappealing future, that can’t be unseen. Better than a job with Fruit of the Loom.