Eek! by Scott Nickel for May 12, 2022

Smooth

Now I’m hungry.

A mixer using a mixer at a mixer. Nice.

Make sure all the bones are blended to a pulp or it won’t go down smooth.

Is that Johnny Depp on the right?

Looks like we can all use a bit of color about now

“Can I get that with a Geritol chaser?”

They always say, their smoothie mixer unclods the blood, but that is not how things work in real life. It just does not taste right.

I think the ghoul would rather chow down on the source of the plasma… ☺

Can you put some fresh blood in mine….

Wait – isn’t that Bruce Wayne on the right?

At the vamps’ hangout, they all do!

Sorta like “The Raven,” vampire Janette DuCharme’s place on the Forever Knight TV series….

Makes sense to me. If I were one of their ilk, that’s the kind of smoothie I’d want.