Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for May 25, 2022

Who their right mind meditates in front of the fridge?

Someone who’s trying to snack-block her chunky family.

She achieved zen if they picked her up and moved her without her being aware of it.

Ha ha Betty! Your snack blocking didn’t work!

Yes Betty, you levitated and drifted a bit.

Beam her up, Scotty.

Imagine if they had carried her to the backyard..Lol (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

That’s nine steps away from the Multiverse of Madness. Just sayin’.

anyone else hear the opening music to the twilight zone?

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Yogic_flying

Deliberately blocking the fridge is a jerk move.