Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 18, 2022

Harpy dreams

Sounds like you’re done on one side.

…and she snores too….what a hoot

I know I don’t snore

I stayed up one night, listening…

Howcum he never takes his hat off? Not even in bed?

And he never wears pants. Like the Perfessor in Shoe.

And yet we CHOOSE to sleep together. Go figure….

And so it Tis!

Baby things weren’t right

Well I was tossin’ and turnin’

Turnin’ and tossin’

A tossin’ and turnin’ all night

I kicked the blankets on the floor

Turned my pillow upside down

I never never did before

‘Cause I was tossin’ and turnin’

Turnin’ and tossin’

A-tossin’ and turnin’ all night

And you surely are chicken, Wiz!