Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 05, 2022

I’m surprised those haven’t gone the way of Lawn Darts. I remember them really hurting when they smacked into to you “just right” ……..

For added excitement use a fire hose with a 4 lb brass nozzle on the end

Do they even make those kind of water toys anymore?

That would freak me out as well.

Oh, Wally…if you only knew…

Ahh the classic Water Wiggle.

I doubt that many of those things get sold in the drought stricken areas out west.

When we were kids I remember a visit to my grandparents home. Everybody was out front granpa and granma were sitting on the porch swing. My sister went into the house, came back out with a glass of water and dumped it on granpa. He just “Well! Humpgh!” got up and went inside. All of were like in shock and thought that granpa was supper ticked. After a few minutes out walks granpa, with the running garden hose and sprays sis down from head to toe!

Wham-O thanks you for your endorsement.

You just had to bring that inside.

This Water Wiggle failed to make them giggle! https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/1978/recall-of-wham-o-water-wiggle-toy

Oh god another banned toy!

You may want to have Patrick and Penny use the normal sprinkler, Ralph, for Wally’s sanity. And yours.

Ralph: Aah! The monster’s eating the hose.