MythTickle by Justin Thompson for June 22, 2022

Now I feel like a Monte Cristo myself….

Why was Monte using Crisco?

Needed to be fitted with an Iron Mask to keep him on his diet…….

Actually, he needed to count his calories!

Twenty years after, he finally got the joke and started laughing.

So the Free French veteran says, “Mon Dieu, Charles de Gaulle!” And de Gaulle says, “You, mon ami, may call me ‘Mon Général’”.

Does Sir Dudly believe in ‘Oil for One’?

And for saying that, Boody, you must be pun -ished! Severely!