Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 20, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Prop comedy, bad attempts at humor — Horace’s last name is Thompson!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_Top

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    Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    By the way, if it’s observed to be dead, it has to stay dead. Them’s the rules of the Gedankenexperiment.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Schroedinger’s cat is 78 years old. He’s dead, Jim.

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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    What I know about Schroedinger’s cat I learned from watching The Big Bang Theory.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    He taught the cat to play dead.

    I was going to say that he can tell that joke eight more times, but @Wilson Lumley beat me to it.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The cat is both dead and alive. A zombie cat, if you will.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    Schrödinger wanted to show the absurdity of Quantum Mechanics.

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