driving past a popular ramen shop the other day and smelling the garlic wafting on the breeze, we turned to each other and simultaneously said, boy, that smells good!
“I don’t mind my daughter wearing a bikini now – I mean, she looks cute with the top up here, and the bottom down here and the diaper under the bottom… but as soon as she starts to bloom, man, you can forget about them bikinis, Jack. She’s gonna wear nine pairs of long overalls… in the pool with nine pairs of ling overalls. The first boy comes within nine feet of her gets (shotgun noise). “What’d you do that for?” “I thought it was a shark, I’m sorry…” (From a comedian who shall remain nameless because he’s no longer popular)
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
and Sergio approved of it? what will the school administration say?
Cactus-Pete about 2 years ago
Looks like it’ll be a lot of work transferring that to another backpack each day.
dph28 about 2 years ago
SquidGamerGal about 2 years ago
Garlic spray?! What? Does he honestly believe she’ll be dealing with vampires?
Chris about 2 years ago
you sure that’ll work… some boys actually like that smell.
ron about 2 years ago
Won’t repel the boys of Italian families…
tung cha cha cha about 2 years ago
Lil’ smelly boys are already smelly—garlic will hardly be detected :)
gfredrickson85 about 2 years ago
At least it’ll keep away the boy vampires
rpmurray about 2 years ago
Ah, a hint that Gracie isn’t as smart as she thinks she is. She has erasers. True geniuses are right the first time.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
driving past a popular ramen shop the other day and smelling the garlic wafting on the breeze, we turned to each other and simultaneously said, boy, that smells good!
she needs to come up with a better repellant…
jrankin1959 about 2 years ago
“I don’t mind my daughter wearing a bikini now – I mean, she looks cute with the top up here, and the bottom down here and the diaper under the bottom… but as soon as she starts to bloom, man, you can forget about them bikinis, Jack. She’s gonna wear nine pairs of long overalls… in the pool with nine pairs of ling overalls. The first boy comes within nine feet of her gets (shotgun noise). “What’d you do that for?” “I thought it was a shark, I’m sorry…” (From a comedian who shall remain nameless because he’s no longer popular)
Rhetorical_Question about 2 years ago
Nora