Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 18, 2022

Oh, look: a second triple alliteration in a row (yesterday was Bob’s Boat Builders, today it’s Positive Pete Perkins).

Doesn’t Flo always buy things for Andy when Andy is not with his mates?

that would get anyone off the sofa i’d say

Andy is positive…positive he wants to take a nap!

@ Number Three Today’s strip IS funny,:o)our HERO Mr Andrew Capp catch phrase is free beer:o).my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s in a good mood like I am good mood like I am’ how was your day? ours should be slightly busy we are both in a good mood ,no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrate because it’s hot outside keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

As far as Andy is concerned, there is nothing more positive than a free beer.

I think ‘Fire’! might also do the trick

That whole grain goodness is especially motivational…

It seems in the past year or more G&G seem to be focusing a great deal more on Andy being a functioning alcoholic that spends far too much time mooching booze to quench his addiction. It was not like this 30 years ago. There was a great deal more ‘Across the fence’ discussions about his antics.

A motivational speaker is a grifter without a mega-church.

He would get off the couch if Chalkie said I’m buying even the Vicar as it turns out too.

He’ll probably drive positive Pete to drink.

No one has a more positive outlook than Andy. How else could he have shown the determination to maintained his style of life for so long.

I actually think all this “Positive vibes only” stuff is a bit like a cult to be honest. When I’ve been realistic I’ve been called negative.

You can’t win.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I’ve stayed at home today because tomorrow I have an early appointment and when I have one of those, I go for a Full English Breakfast afterwards. The appointment is 10:35am. That is early for me.

Anyway today has been grey and dull. It was nothing like yesterday where it was sunny all day.

Today I’m going to have a lovely curry and chips. Can’t wait.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Flo Knows!

Not God can move Andy of the Sofa!

The only thing that motivates Andy is booze. (And possibly money.)