Not mine but funny: A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “You shouldn’t be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal.” The pirate says, “Arr, it’s ok, he’s had his shots.” Then the bartender says, “I was talking to the parrot!
Ida No about 2 years ago
“Yar!”
“See?”
Imagine about 2 years ago
“Especially when I poop on its shoulder.”
Lady loves a joke about 2 years ago
Arr.. in celebration of “Talk like a pirate day”!
Lafsalot Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s weird how the British Royal family named their kids after cities and counties in America.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
I will not post a snarky political comment…
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
…and once in a hike, he growls Aaarrrrrgh!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 years ago
He’d like a little yargyle sweater.
bngooby about 2 years ago
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
kartis about 2 years ago
Not mine but funny: A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “You shouldn’t be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal.” The pirate says, “Arr, it’s ok, he’s had his shots.” Then the bartender says, “I was talking to the parrot!
waltermgm about 2 years ago
Beautiful bird the Norwegian Blue…