The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for August 26, 2022

My wife and I had just been friends at one point and she moved away and I didn’t hear from her for a while

When she moved back to town she called me

I might have been a bit obvious that I liked her and she had split with her guy while she away

I was on my way out the door when she called, and she’s teased me ever since that I sort of blew her off on that first call

I made up for that

You had your chance.

Sponge Bob would not mind if you watched the episode later. Still don’t have a cheap VCR?

Once again, priorities , priorities, priorities.

It appears that Spongebob was an issue before…

Watch out, Lennie! She could just want her yo-yo back…☺

Spongebob is a bad thing?

Yes, but, why did he answer the phone?? Human marionettes have been socialized to prioritize answering the phone over every other activity—sleeping, eating, showering, even having sex fer gossake!