Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 08, 2022

Turn the TV off!!!

Lordy! It’s astounding the shelf life of some shows…and MORE are on that are so stupid….

i just had a vowel movement

I’d be screaming at that “I got mine, screw you” show host. I’d be hard pressed to put the fire out on either Pat or Chuck.

can I buy a vowel? consonants are so hard to pronounce.

For Men: 5 seconds of “Baywatch”.

For Women: 5 seconds of “Magnum, P. I.”.

N o r __ o

or

( don’t hurt yourselves …! )