Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 22, 2022

Looks worse than essential tremors.

LOL!! Run, patient.

That day, he set a world record for the fastest surgery and round of golf.

My BIL was an eye surgeon and he limited himself to one morning cup of coffee for this very reason.

AND…early in my career as a church organist, while practicing Bach’s chorale prelude Wachet auf for the first Sunday of Advent, I listened to several recordings of the piece. The tempi varied wildly. I called my college mentor and asked him for the definitive tempo. His cheeky reply: It depends on how much coffee I had that morning.

Yes, I know this is a niche example.

Okay, I’m done. No more jittery coffee stories.

this is not going to end well

George Clooney should do his next Nespresso commercial costumed like Doug Ross, MD.

This guy’s gonna look like something from the “Saw” movies

How many cups did you have???

That doctor’s hopes are Too High.

Look, the patient is feeling better already.

The vasectomy is cancelled.