F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 19, 2022

He has a burning ambition.

Please tell me that the boy’s name isn’t “Oedipus”.

Listen to Oedipus Rex by Tom Lehrer for a good laugh.

The decision to keep the flaming sword is proving to be a dumpster fire.

He’s kid with a flaming sword. Everything needs smiting.

“Dad? Are we pyromaniacs?” ’Yes we arson"

Oh hey, its Beowulf and son

Hey! I’ve got one of those. Not as useful as you might imagine.

Sadly I couldn’t find a sword of fiery ruination anywhere on Amazon . . . must be those pesky supply chain issues again

Scene’s from the Witch King of Angmar’s childhood?

You better save it for a rainy day.