MythTickle by Justin Thompson for September 09, 2022

All cats are vampires, Justin.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ZOOS

Zoos? Isn’t his consort Haira? With the bouffant to top all bouffants?

I have seen “Vampire cats” on Facebook. Usually black kitties with extra long fangs.

Was this back before “Frankenweenie” (2012)?

Zoo’s massacred?

I bet even Zeus laughed at this! At least we can be pretty sure that with these misspellings Justin is not an Allen….

Vampire cat has self destructive habits, he wants to sleep in the sunbeam.