Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 18, 2022

Guinea pigs vs Hermit Crabs the long lasting battle, centuries of battle.

I would pay a Guinea to see a Guinea Pig vs. Guinea Fowl in New Guinea.

Hermit crabs and guinea pigs don’t live in the same regions of the world and neither are in the desert!

What!! You grab a hold of those two eye stringy things (sorry to be usin’ medical terms), pull hard, and the fight’s over.

Apparently, pre-school animal life is crazier than that of the students.

I thought a hermit crab was an old guy who lives alone and hollers at the kids to get off his grass.

Ahem – this is about kindergarteners! Let’s try to keep the violence down!

Guinea pigs are being abandoned to animal shelters like mad. If you’re not the sort who’ll dump your animal after a few months, please consider a guinea pig for your next pet.

Danders’ grandiose hallucinations! Even our little Beni is confused about these non-existent Guinea Pig-Hermit Crab Wars….