Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for September 26, 2022

How can ideas be so good and so bad at the same time?

The dogs would have pizza and burgers delivered every 20 minutes.

I sort of think that if my dogs had a credit card or any way to order anything, they would max it out on squirrels and birds.

Not really, because I’m pretty sure dogs wouldn’t be able to manage their finances enough and just bankrupt themselves, raising questions as to where all that money they now own the banks now needs to come from, leaving thinking it’d end up not that profitable for the credit card folks in the long run.

But then again, I don’t pretend to understand how credit card companies think. :P

I would sooner suggest a baby step-stool (crawl-stool?) than stilts. If the kid can’t even figure out how to balance on two legs yet, what makes you think they can do it on stilts?

Babies have enough trouble balancing on two stubby legs. They’d fall farther on stilts.

It’s probably a safety issue for the babies, and having a credit card with no earned income seems to be a common thought.

Give Sophie the stilts. :)