Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 28, 2022

you both, are, geniuses.

And like most geniuses, misunderstood.

The holes may be in Agnes’ head if the cops think she’s packing heat and start shooting!!

“Have Drill… Will Travel.”

and if she had a hand plane she could make everything groovy…

Genius, yes, Agnes knows the drill.

If nothing else, Agnes is creative.

Ha! No fence will be safe from her and her trusty sidearm.

“Reach for the sky, Pilgrim! … Or I’ll drill ya…”

I foresee major problems if she takes that to school.

Future writer for SNL?

Holy Wholly Holey

Will this arc last long enough for her to name her drill? Good Samaritan is already taken.

She may stick with de name it came with—DeWalt.

Now if she can find a bit…..

Never saw a drill motor with a trigger guard, or a curved grip.

The drill only has a bit part in all this.

It is bad to call yourself something you may not be. Let others do that they might be right.