Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 01, 2022

where in Canada would you want to tour, sir? the Northwest Territory? better yet, send the boy there

You need to start with the funeral arrangements then

You want mine? I never use it anymore.

I have a counter top George Forman, I use it all the time. Makes great hamburgers.

Get an air fryer. Much cleaner and cooks hamburgers quite nicely.

Tony’s QOTD: Need or want?

I’m pretty lucky. My needs are generally met as are my wants. It’s my desires that could use some help.

Dad, you can’t win……

“Stop watching shows that are nothing but commercials?” I guess he hasn’t watched much TV these days.