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Today’s Ruthie suggests Santa find other occupations for the rest of the year.
But Santa in his off times hunts down giant alien spiders who are gentle highly advanced aliens who just love the jolly old elf. Spiders bother him something terrible and huge ones drive him to murderous mania.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
I ordered kung Fu at a Chinese resturant the other day.
trainnut1956 about 2 years ago
He learned at the “Klang Ow Dang” school
oakie817 about 2 years ago
saw Elvis live in ’75…still the king
jdsven about 2 years ago
Drunken…
EnlilEnkiEa about 2 years ago
He’s his own worst enemy.
mitchkeos Premium Member about 2 years ago
For the record, Elvis had a red belt in Pa Sa Ryu, and studied at what was then Kang Rhee’s studio on Poplar in Memphis.
DM2860 about 2 years ago
Looks more like Kung Stooge
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Kung Fu is the Mandarin; Gung Fu comes from Canton that Bruce Lee taught and learned.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Today’s Ruthie suggests Santa find other occupations for the rest of the year.
But Santa in his off times hunts down giant alien spiders who are gentle highly advanced aliens who just love the jolly old elf. Spiders bother him something terrible and huge ones drive him to murderous mania.