One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for May 26, 2023

It’s wonderful what you can learn in school!

Like the old joke. Expectant mother is asked why she is learning Chinese. She says that she read every 5th child born is Chinese and she wants to be prepared, Ta Dum!!

So if they called you Walter you wouldn’t answer?

that’s why I like spaghetti and meatballs and not sauerkraut.

I had that conversation with my mom when I was about Ruthie’s age.

Now, there’s logic for you!

And isn’t it amazing that Oranges actually turned out to be Orange? ☺

I tell the kids on my bus, “Call me anything you want, just don’t call me late for dinner!” Guess what they call me?

She’s also glad she wasn’t born in France ‘cause she can’t speak French.

I read that same joke in Dennis the Menace 50 years ago.