I heard about a guy once who was on a long-distance bus (not a city bus), and he had to go to the bathroom real bad, but there was a long time until they got to a place where there was a restroom, so he asked the bus driver to stop so he could go behind some bushes or something. When the bus stopped, he jumped from the bus, instead of walking down the steps, because he was in such a hurry. When he landed, his bladder burst, and he had to be rushed to a hospital.
mccollunsky 9 months ago
I don’t recommend doing that.
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Just go to the bathroom or you will soon be in torture.
Purple People Eater 9 months ago
I heard about a guy once who was on a long-distance bus (not a city bus), and he had to go to the bathroom real bad, but there was a long time until they got to a place where there was a restroom, so he asked the bus driver to stop so he could go behind some bushes or something. When the bus stopped, he jumped from the bus, instead of walking down the steps, because he was in such a hurry. When he landed, his bladder burst, and he had to be rushed to a hospital.
Robert Williams @ Williams Web Solutions 9 months ago
Years and years ago my little cousin had a similar experience, she didn’t make it in time. I barely got her boots off when the flood came.
jagedlo 9 months ago
Desperate times calling for desperate measures, Ruthie?
Ken Otwell 9 months ago
All I can say is… don’t eat yellow snow.
SameAsOldFfred 9 months ago
Tycho Brahe. Old urban legend, lately pretty much debunked.
Saddenedby Premium Member 9 months ago
interesting solution idea Ruthie. However, IF you are wrong, I’m not sure I’d like the direction of the flow. js
Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago
That doesn’t work.
monya_43 9 months ago
Might as well head for the bathroom, because it’s not getting any better any other way regardless of what you do, Ruthie.
oakie9531 9 months ago
And you can spit it out????
MichiganMitten 9 months ago
Kidneys don’t work that way.