Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 11, 2009

He doesn’t want you to be all mad at him all the time…

You can make some of the people mad all of the time, and you can make all of the people mad some of the time, but you can’t make all of the people mad all of the time. But congress sure tries.

Amen, WW.

In matters like these I prefer to be the silent majority type and quickly and quietly slip out the door before a great debate come up.

There’s no win for Gaylord here. Broomie is too astute a madwitch….

Which party has the most women and booze?

I used to be a member of the Reform/Alliance (erstwhile party, merged with PC’s to form current Conservative Party of Canada–which also happens to be current government of Canada) until 2003.

discussing politics, why is gaylord always caught up in these dilemas

Personally, I voted for the Rhinocerous Party. They are the only ones who ever told the truth. They promised that if they were elected they wouldn’t do a thing.

PARTY?? PARTY??? Why wasn’t I invited?

At election time I hang a sign in my window, “Don’t vote! It only encourages them,”

“Half-mad???”

Well, here comes the OTHER HALF!!!

Yukoner: That is the absolute BEST political sign I have ever been told about!!!

I’m a strong believer in the two-party system; one on Friday and one on Saturday.

I HOPE THAT OBAMA FAILS!

Stonehenge and Yukoner: That’s an old quote by Robert Heinlein, science-fiction author. Whether he came up with it or whether he borrowed it, I have no idea.