Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 27, 2022

Good one, Broomie.

I should try that the next time my sister asks if I had washed the floors.

Several days!

Cleanliness next to Bloomliness yip yip yip yip yip

She knows you all too well, Nerwin!

IMPORTANT DETAIL in the situation we are, kiddo.

He needs to Prop-ellar himself to the soap and water!

Where does the running water come from within the tree?

“With soap? And water?”

Great Gildersleve radio show in 1943: “Leroy, did you wash your hands” ? “Yes”…. “Go Wash them” !

Next question: Shower?

Good job….

Nerwin, remember she was once your age and knows what she did. I know it’s hard to believe.

Ooh the hairy eyeball.

Busted!

Broomie knows, you have to be very careful how you phrase the question, ’cause sneaky varmints like Nerwin always can spot a technicality allowing them a way out….

Don’t be a sap!