Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for October 18, 2022

“But it only works for everyone other than Dad…”

Licking the human toes activates the emergency system response, yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

I had a cat who would climb under the covers and press the pads of her feet against my stomach. BRRR…

Tempting, but pass.

Pretty cruel teasing Doug like that. No way he is getting out of the crib to try that.

I have a cat that can tell time

I work nights, and my wife wakes me in the evening

If she’s more than 10 minutes or so late for some reason, Boots paws at my feet until I wake up

Dad will try and calm her down after he cleans himself up. :)

That would do it, all right.

My bedroom has a door that shuts. It keeps dogs out.

Dougie says “BAK”, that’s a hard pass.