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It still sounds better than some of the things I ate when I was young and poor. Never did find out how frozen meat could grow something like black mold on it while frozen.
profbob over 2 years ago
Is she using a plastic knife?
Skeezix's Birth Father over 2 years ago
The fake meat is flavored with fake garlic? This keeps getting sadder.
rshive over 2 years ago
Agnes needs better-quality tools.
seanfear over 2 years ago
…. well, careful not to break your hand as well
monya_43 over 2 years ago
I believe that Ted’s fake meat isn’t edible. Since the knife broke, I wonder if it’s bulletproof.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
That thing is probably from an old deli storefront. The garlic is just an enhancement.
well-i-never over 2 years ago
The line starts here, behind me. No cuts!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
“garlic-like qualities” sounds like it could be an extra topping on a bad takeout pizza…
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
It still sounds better than some of the things I ate when I was young and poor. Never did find out how frozen meat could grow something like black mold on it while frozen.
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
I’m tearing up reading this strip.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Are we sure it isn’t a plastic display prop ?
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Scarier and scarier . . .