At least you won’t starve.
Just wait ’til Musk gets a share of it.
Their air mail can be especially messy.
So has the modern World Wide Web
“Coo! Coo! We need to talk about your car’s warranty!”
“Coo! Coo! Call the law offices of Smith and Smithson if you’ve been injured at work!”
Now you’re infested with flying rats.
I dunno why they come in person (?) (“in bird” sounds wrong) when they could just send spam tweets.
The marketers are working with stool pigeons.
“READ ME! (coo, coo) NO! READ ME FIRST! (coo! coo! coo!)”
Probably just pitches for political contributions.
A tweet that’s no treat and leaves a stain.
reminds of Arthur Weasley explaining to Harry why they no longer use owls for interdepartmental memos in the Ministry of Magic
Reminds me of a bunch of owls setting around the house.
\\//_
Seems coo to me!
Is there a no flying registry you can join?
No squabbling over who gets in oven first
yup, they’re really for the birds…
November 25, 2017
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
At least you won’t starve.
metalweaponry over 1 year ago
Just wait ’til Musk gets a share of it.
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
Their air mail can be especially messy.
Copy-&-Paste over 1 year ago
So has the modern World Wide Web
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 1 year ago
“Coo! Coo! We need to talk about your car’s warranty!”
“Coo! Coo! Call the law offices of Smith and Smithson if you’ve been injured at work!”
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now you’re infested with flying rats.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 1 year ago
I dunno why they come in person (?) (“in bird” sounds wrong) when they could just send spam tweets.
Tired over 1 year ago
The marketers are working with stool pigeons.
mwksix over 1 year ago
“READ ME! (coo, coo) NO! READ ME FIRST! (coo! coo! coo!)”
Cary Rodda Premium Member over 1 year ago
Probably just pitches for political contributions.
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
A tweet that’s no treat and leaves a stain.
KEA over 1 year ago
reminds of Arthur Weasley explaining to Harry why they no longer use owls for interdepartmental memos in the Ministry of Magic
Dkram over 1 year ago
Reminds me of a bunch of owls setting around the house.
\\//_
Bellboy over 1 year ago
Seems coo to me!
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Is there a no flying registry you can join?
BigBoy over 1 year ago
No squabbling over who gets in oven first
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
yup, they’re really for the birds…