Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for October 28, 2022

Hope you get caught. You little punk.

Would rig up my doorbell to a sound generating board hook it up to a reverb unit then Into my guitar amp with speakers on each side of the front door. Once had a mother bring her child back to show them that our house was not haunted.

When I ran the dairy department at work I found it interesting that the 18 count store brand eggs were always on sale cheap the week before Halloween

Before covid, there was always a good sale going on some brand of toilet paper

Halloween is not a trick-or-treat OR prank situation. Kids start doing pranks when they get too old to run around the neighborhood getting free candy. Sure, TPing a house is fun, but it doesn’t beat a pillowcase full of sugar and chocolate.

True, there is a small minority of young kids who give up free candy in favor of pranks. This is a sign of serious psychological problems that will likely put the child in prison later in life.

……….oh, yes that too……..

Accent on the trick.

I wonder if Hazel will help him.