Animal Crackers by Mike Osbun for August 15, 2009

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Everyone knows that snakes are dry to the touch dear. That’s just a nasty rumour humans spread about us, that we are slimy.

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    tamsin  over 15 years ago

    sweet nothings… reptile-style

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Some two-legged snakes are pretty slimy, though.

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    NoBrandName  over 15 years ago

    Snakes are OK, just don’t buy apples from them.

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    my friend used to have a boa he kept in a 50 gallon tank and it used to slither out , it moved across my neck one day and figuratively scared the bleeep out of me

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    yyyguy  over 15 years ago

    if a boa slithered across my neck, it would LITERALLY scare the bleeep out of me.

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    mrprongs  over 15 years ago

    Well Shikamoo, that’s why they don’t seem slimey to each other.

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