Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 22, 1999

Transcript:

god-man the superhero with omnipotent powers in imposter disaster! at his god-hideout, god-man settles in with his morning paper... and is startled by the confusing headline! what goes on here?! natural selection... four billion years... there's the imposter! he does sort of look like me, with that beard... but it's... doc darwin! that's write, god-man! and my army of brainwashed kids will crush you! yes, minions! attack! wha...? but, using his uncanny god-breath, god-man blows doc darwin out of control range of the deluded tykes! inherit this wind, fiend! spell... wearing... off... that wasn't god-man... it was just a man! ... with a theory! kids, thinking about theories is no way to get an education! end next, the persistent menace of... captain galileo!