Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 26, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Dinkle The UNlovable Loser in "Don't Ya Hate Mondays?" Dinkle: Uh... What happened last night? Dinkle: Blood and vomit...that can't be a good sign! Dinkle: I'd better hurry or I'll be late for work! Dinkle: Oh, great. The gimp escaped. Dinkle: That's the third one this year. Dinkle: Empty...empty...how am I supposed to drive?! Dinkle: Well, there's always vanilla extract and listerine! Dinkle: Morning, Sam. Sam: Morning, Dinkle. President: Well, let's get started. Dinkle? Dinkle: Mr. President, how can you stand to breathe the same air as the democrats, who despise America? Reporter: Hold on a minute... President: Well, I... Reporter: Don't I recognize you from Stud4Hire.Com? Dinkle: SIGH Here we go... End