Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 25, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Special FREE SPEECH Edition A Word From The C.E.O. of Super-Fun-Pak Comix, Inc. SFPC Man: The Danish cartoons that have incited riots in the Middle East have caused great concern here at SFPC. Man: But an Iranian newspaper's retaliatory announcement of a contest for Holocaust-themed cartoons raises troubling questions. Man: Specifically: is there a cash award involved? Our calls were not answered. Man: But in the spirit of healing, we make these entries for the contest. And to the judges, we appreciate your consideration. Holstein's Heroes Holstein: Colonel, here's a work order for you to sign. Colonel: Good! It iss to increase der vurkload uf der prisoners, ja? Holstein: No, it's for a pool table to be installed in my barracks. Colonel: HOLSTEIN! Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. The Diary of Anne Frank Anne Frank: Dear Diary, Despite it all... Anne Frank: ...I still believe people are good at heart... Diary: Hooboy! You need to get OUT more, kid. That Hitler Boy Mother: Your prize azaleas? I'm so sorry, Mrs. Merrill. Mother: Adolph, get down here this instant! Mother: Honestly, you'd commit mass murder if you could get away with it! Holocaust Denial Comics The REAL Story Woman: What th...? ASHTON KUTCHER! Ashton: You are so PUNK'D! Killjoy Was Here Man: My car broke down on the way to the horse races. Killjoy: The latest genocide is occurring in Darfur, and once again the world silently watches.