Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 24, 2009

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling More Great Imaginary Conversations Conducted by Louis Maltby With Mets Third Basemen David Wright, After School, On The Way To The Library. Louis: See, when you BLOCK, you use two fingers to hit the X and Y buttons really, really fast. Boy: Hey, Maltby! Louis: Yeah? Boy: You're pretty cool. You want to learn our secret handshake? Louis: Um...okay. Boy: Great. First you do this, then you...Here, let Gardner hold your backpack. Then, up... Boy; Here's the hard part. You make a gun, and you turn around and shake like this...That's right, you're getting it. Louis: So, we'll do this when we see each other in the hall or something? Boy: Absolutely, Maltby. Here, let's practice. Boy: Bam, bam, bam. Right, wiggle your fingers more... Boy: Now shake, shake! You've got it, Maltby! Boy: Haw! Don't forget it, now. See ya! David Wright: I'm sorry I was here to see that. Louis: First: You weren't! You're IMAGINARY! Second: YOU only hit TEN HOME RUNS this year!