Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for December 13, 2022

She looks like you could hang ornaments off her

Recognize you? They can’t even see you. All they see is a pile of clothes.

This is not to mention the unseen union suit replacing her normal unmentionables.

“Waaah…. I can’t put my arms down!”

Oh, look! We’ve got a new tree in our classroom… Let’s decorate it! Ms. Harris will be surprised!

She wouldn’t have that problem if she taught in some places in the Southern US…

Walk through the door sideways.

They obviously Don’t live in the South. Down here we have to put on that stuff not more than 8 days a year, when a nasty front comes through.

Worse,they live in Miami

They’ll get excited about a substitute teacher…

“I can’t put my arms down!” “Put them down when you get to school!” — A Christmas Story

It won’t matter to the kids. I drive a bus, and I have kids that wear a T-shirt and shorts all winter, and a hoodie with the hood up when it’s 80 degrees. I don’t get it.

Mothers will be mothers, alright.

That’s okay, you can have fun trying to guess each other’s names, as they’ll all be dressed like that, too.