Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 21, 2022

Great snowy Frostbites!(I am being very dramatic)

I wonder if that enormous heart is full of chocolates. Nah, wrong holiday.

ka-aorta

I know RJ ate too much holiday snacks, and, fell into a “food coma.” But why is he dreaming this dribble. As a Haywire, even an adopted one, shouldn’t he be dreaming of daring deeds, and, beautiful women, like Dicey, or, her sister?

Just hit him in the head, that’ll save him !!

Ka-flatline. :(

KA-GRINCH!

Wonder how many sizes his giggling fists grew.

It’s true, medically speaking an enlarged heart isn’t a good thing.

LOL :)

Maybe an Aztec priest would be interested. Surely, Huitzilopochtli would be impressed.